Gotta include the riding injuries on this one, they're gnarlier.
1. Torn ACL Free 2 day trip at Snowbird. Come on out ride with Rossi and tell them what you think of their shitty heavy boards. Day 1 I fall into an 8 foot deep hole and have to pop out of my bindings and climb out. Day 2 Gap jump clearing a cat track. Hit this thing 3 times earlier that day and of course last time not enough speed. I go over the bars and full on yard sale my shit all over the trail. Ride switch down the hill and go right to the bar. End of season in January...
2. Elephant Ankle Pop shove it over a manhole cover at the parking garage in Provy. Drove myself to the ER after this one. Oh yeah I have a manual transmission. Doctor said the ligament was so strong it tore a piece of bone off instead of tearing the ligament.
3. Pierced Lip got worked in the park at Jiminy Peak and ended up biting a hole through the inside of my lip. Doctor said it needed stiches so i drove back to RI. Got a speeding ticket on the way home. Doctor goes to stitch me up and tells me I have a fucking cavity too.
4. Pleurisy ??? Tried to keep up climbing Tuckerman's with some fucking survivorman guy. Did a few runs came home fell asleep. Woke up in the middle of the night thinking i was having a heart attack. Couldn't breathe, coughing like a chain smoker. Every time i get a cold now it goes right to my chest.
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