North Carolina

If you've never been to Bojangles, you're blowing it.  Arguably, the best fried chicken sandwich, best fries, and best hangover cure ever invented.  Yes Virginia, there were plenty of Newports, Red Bull, and loud music on the ride.  A few other highlights of the trip:

getting drunk on a rooftop hotel bar in manhattan.  decided driving would be a bad idea and requested a room for the night.  jokingly ask the desk clerk if they have a pool.  "yes sir, the hudson and east rivers are both within walking distance."

$30 for a carton of cigarettes and drive through liquor stores.

getting drunk and passing out in a hot tub for 2 1/2 hours.  when i woke up i was actually freezing in 94 degree water.  got out, refilled my beer, lit a cigarette, and nearly collapsed.

listening to a guy bitch about having to spend two weeks in hawaii because he couldn't wakeboard the whole time.  

calling the same guy a faggot in front of his wife.

having my good friend make everyone in his wedding promise not to tell me which hotel he was staying in.

finding out the name of the hotel and calling at 11 pm the night of his wedding.  i told him "i'm on my way over we're drinking.  ask your wife if she wants anything from taco bell."

making exactly one friend out of everyone at the wedding.  but when i was getting ready to leave, he watched his girlfriend of 4 1/2 years tell me she was happy to have met me and gave me her business card.  slut.

one of the bridesmaids (who obviously didn't know me) gave me the bride's camera to take wedding photos.  i only took pictures of myself, the staff, and the men's bathroom.

 
being encouraged by the grooms father to drink as much as i want the entire week "to liven things up."  i guess he wasn't discouraged by my behavoir at his son's first wedding.   during the rehearsal dinner i drove a golf cart into a tree and then rolled it over in a drainage ditch.  the groom was riding shotgun. 

having the bride tell me i lived up to my reputation and the look of disgust on her face.