Black Hurricane hits North Cacka!

Today marks the day when Black Lung aka Black Santa aka Black Rob drove off on a mission to North Cackalacka for one of his buddies weddings. Im sure he is in his glory as i write this. Newports, Red Bull, Bojangles, and the Pixies blaring in the Tacoma. This morning he walked outside of the shop taking care of some pre-road trip necesseties. A nice metallic Blue Pro tec helmet, Knee Pads etc..for all the shitty skateparks requiring full pads. We can only wait and see what happens, but if Black is up to his usual self, something like a 3 foot long dildo suction cupped to the newly weds trunk and domes all over the rest of the place will be likely. we will see?w