Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Powerisms by Kenny Fuckin P on Twitter
Fuckin Classics!!!
# Some Powers wisdom to fuck you up: Don't fucking look like your pregnant if you don't want to be asked when the baby's due.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
# What the fuck is this 4/20 bullshit? I get high when I get high, bitch, not on some fucking day in April.2:17 PM Apr 20th from Tweetie
# Drove some blonde bitch all the way to Claire's yesterday, only to fucking find out they don't do taint piercings anymore.12:33 PM Apr 19th from web
# If life sucks asshole, keep your chin up or don't be surprised if someone knocks the shit out of you for looking like so motherfucking glum.1:39 PM Apr 17th from web
# You know when you have to take a shit real bad and you hold it in and then it sometimes goes away? What the fucking fuck is that about?8:20 PM Apr 15th from Tweetie
# "Kenny, how can I set the mood for my girl and I?" Easy as shit. Follow this math: KY + K-CI + JOJO = SEX (ANY HOLE)2:08 PM Apr 13th from web
# Time to get ready for the fucking Easter egg hunt in this chick's vagina. We're using 'mouth only rules' this year.12:44 PM Apr 12th from web
# "MONOGOMY" - Such bullshit, that I can't even fucking spell it right.5:01 PM Apr 10th from web
# Taxes are like STD's. Never have to worry about them growing up, then one day you wake up & you got to deal with that fucked up shit forever11:38 AM Apr 10th from Tweetie
# "More cushin' for the pushin" is bullshit. The bitch is fat as fuck. You got needs and she's got the vag. Don't make excuses for your dick.8:36 PM Apr 9th from web
# I told you assholes that the only thing you had to worry about getting renewed was my fucking subscrip to "Preggo Punani Quarterly."1:19 PM Apr 8th from Tweetie
# You can get away with fucking in a handicap stall as long as one of you comes out walking all like a retard and shit.7:34 PM Apr 7th from Tweetie
# I hate when you take a huge shit and it makes your ass bleed a little bit. Gross, sure, but the question is, does this happen to chicks?9:16 PM Apr 5th from web
# If any stupid fuck is just going to give you lemons for nothing, why don't you just save everyone some fucking time and demand lemonade.10:07 PM Apr 4th from Tweetie
# GOLDEN SHOWERS BRING K. POWERS7:41 PM Apr 3rd from Tweetie
# Fuck you guys that go by the name "BJ." I fucking hate that shit. That's not who you are, that's what I want.12:24 PM Apr 3rd from Tweetie
# Anyone banged a blind or deaf chick? If so, how the fuck different was it and if you can't find some, how much does it cost?
# Some Powers wisdom to fuck you up: Don't fucking look like your pregnant if you don't want to be asked when the baby's due.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
# What the fuck is this 4/20 bullshit? I get high when I get high, bitch, not on some fucking day in April.2:17 PM Apr 20th from Tweetie
# Drove some blonde bitch all the way to Claire's yesterday, only to fucking find out they don't do taint piercings anymore.12:33 PM Apr 19th from web
# If life sucks asshole, keep your chin up or don't be surprised if someone knocks the shit out of you for looking like so motherfucking glum.1:39 PM Apr 17th from web
# You know when you have to take a shit real bad and you hold it in and then it sometimes goes away? What the fucking fuck is that about?8:20 PM Apr 15th from Tweetie
# "Kenny, how can I set the mood for my girl and I?" Easy as shit. Follow this math: KY + K-CI + JOJO = SEX (ANY HOLE)2:08 PM Apr 13th from web
# Time to get ready for the fucking Easter egg hunt in this chick's vagina. We're using 'mouth only rules' this year.12:44 PM Apr 12th from web
# "MONOGOMY" - Such bullshit, that I can't even fucking spell it right.5:01 PM Apr 10th from web
# Taxes are like STD's. Never have to worry about them growing up, then one day you wake up & you got to deal with that fucked up shit forever11:38 AM Apr 10th from Tweetie
# "More cushin' for the pushin" is bullshit. The bitch is fat as fuck. You got needs and she's got the vag. Don't make excuses for your dick.8:36 PM Apr 9th from web
# I told you assholes that the only thing you had to worry about getting renewed was my fucking subscrip to "Preggo Punani Quarterly."1:19 PM Apr 8th from Tweetie
# You can get away with fucking in a handicap stall as long as one of you comes out walking all like a retard and shit.7:34 PM Apr 7th from Tweetie
# I hate when you take a huge shit and it makes your ass bleed a little bit. Gross, sure, but the question is, does this happen to chicks?9:16 PM Apr 5th from web
# If any stupid fuck is just going to give you lemons for nothing, why don't you just save everyone some fucking time and demand lemonade.10:07 PM Apr 4th from Tweetie
# GOLDEN SHOWERS BRING K. POWERS7:41 PM Apr 3rd from Tweetie
# Fuck you guys that go by the name "BJ." I fucking hate that shit. That's not who you are, that's what I want.12:24 PM Apr 3rd from Tweetie
# Anyone banged a blind or deaf chick? If so, how the fuck different was it and if you can't find some, how much does it cost?
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Phil Baroni
Phil Baroni is great at interviews. Besides being a tru Italian NY greaseball.
NS: If you could fight any celebrity, past or present, who would it be and why?
PB: I don’t fucking know, I don’t give a shit.
NS: Besides pork fried rice, what else do you like to eat?
PB: Pussy.
NS: Are you still training with Hammer House? If so, are you going to corner Mark Coleman again in UFC 100?
PB: If he asks me to corner him, I will. He always corners me when I ask him to. We never train together, none of us Hammer House guys. The Hammer House is Coleman’s porch. It has a punching bag on it. I’ve never been to Coleman’s house. I think Randleman stole his punching bag by the way. So there isn’t much of a reason for me to go.
NS: Are you a nerd at heart, like play video games or read comics?
PB: Fuck no. I hate that shit with a passion. I think it’s gay as fuck and a waste of time.
NS: Do you have any advice for the nerds on how to get girls?
PB: Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay fucking video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing games with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss. Whatever you do, don’t be yourself.
NS: If you could fight any celebrity, past or present, who would it be and why?
PB: I don’t fucking know, I don’t give a shit.
NS: Besides pork fried rice, what else do you like to eat?
PB: Pussy.
NS: Are you still training with Hammer House? If so, are you going to corner Mark Coleman again in UFC 100?
PB: If he asks me to corner him, I will. He always corners me when I ask him to. We never train together, none of us Hammer House guys. The Hammer House is Coleman’s porch. It has a punching bag on it. I’ve never been to Coleman’s house. I think Randleman stole his punching bag by the way. So there isn’t much of a reason for me to go.
NS: Are you a nerd at heart, like play video games or read comics?
PB: Fuck no. I hate that shit with a passion. I think it’s gay as fuck and a waste of time.
NS: Do you have any advice for the nerds on how to get girls?
PB: Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay fucking video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing games with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss. Whatever you do, don’t be yourself.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
McGraw, Season Tix?
Mack-G - Do you have D-backs season tickets yet? It was a god damned bomb show over there today. Would've been cool to be there.
D-backs are taking the NL West. Fuck Manny Shitlocks.
D-backs are taking the NL West. Fuck Manny Shitlocks.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
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