Fuckin Classics!!!
# Some Powers wisdom to fuck you up: Don't fucking look like your pregnant if you don't want to be asked when the baby's due.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
# What the fuck is this 4/20 bullshit? I get high when I get high, bitch, not on some fucking day in April.2:17 PM Apr 20th from Tweetie
# Drove some blonde bitch all the way to Claire's yesterday, only to fucking find out they don't do taint piercings anymore.12:33 PM Apr 19th from web
# If life sucks asshole, keep your chin up or don't be surprised if someone knocks the shit out of you for looking like so motherfucking glum.1:39 PM Apr 17th from web
# You know when you have to take a shit real bad and you hold it in and then it sometimes goes away? What the fucking fuck is that about?8:20 PM Apr 15th from Tweetie
# "Kenny, how can I set the mood for my girl and I?" Easy as shit. Follow this math: KY + K-CI + JOJO = SEX (ANY HOLE)2:08 PM Apr 13th from web
# Time to get ready for the fucking Easter egg hunt in this chick's vagina. We're using 'mouth only rules' this year.12:44 PM Apr 12th from web
# "MONOGOMY" - Such bullshit, that I can't even fucking spell it right.5:01 PM Apr 10th from web
# Taxes are like STD's. Never have to worry about them growing up, then one day you wake up & you got to deal with that fucked up shit forever11:38 AM Apr 10th from Tweetie
# "More cushin' for the pushin" is bullshit. The bitch is fat as fuck. You got needs and she's got the vag. Don't make excuses for your dick.8:36 PM Apr 9th from web
# I told you assholes that the only thing you had to worry about getting renewed was my fucking subscrip to "Preggo Punani Quarterly."1:19 PM Apr 8th from Tweetie
# You can get away with fucking in a handicap stall as long as one of you comes out walking all like a retard and shit.7:34 PM Apr 7th from Tweetie
# I hate when you take a huge shit and it makes your ass bleed a little bit. Gross, sure, but the question is, does this happen to chicks?9:16 PM Apr 5th from web
# If any stupid fuck is just going to give you lemons for nothing, why don't you just save everyone some fucking time and demand lemonade.10:07 PM Apr 4th from Tweetie
# GOLDEN SHOWERS BRING K. POWERS7:41 PM Apr 3rd from Tweetie
# Fuck you guys that go by the name "BJ." I fucking hate that shit. That's not who you are, that's what I want.12:24 PM Apr 3rd from Tweetie
# Anyone banged a blind or deaf chick? If so, how the fuck different was it and if you can't find some, how much does it cost?
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