Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
On the Daily!
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Asshole, Dickbag, Pickle Smootcher, etc.
I can't believe I'm even wasting my time on this but it's too ridiculous to let slide:
Saturday, November 28, 2009
fuck yeah! LOL
Friday, November 27, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Bibby is in luck!
shitmydadsays
"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
tweeted earlier today
"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
tweeted earlier today
Monday, November 23, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Koston & Biebel According to Mote
That's way too tough to respond to in a text. I guess we
could start with Koston:
Outside of his skateboarding, I know two things about
Koston, he's got a temper and he's half thai. The
"half-thai" thing explains why is is so coordinated with
his feet; as many thai people have been known to kick
with their feet during a fight. Its well documented.
This explains why he is a phenomenal skateboarder,
since it also involves using your feet. However, the
movie Kickboxer taught us a valuable lesson. Basically,
the most badass Thai guy in the world (Tong Po) is no
match for a pansy, leotard wearing, disco-dancing full-
blooded American. I'm pretty sure a pack of Newports
and a little Beefeater would give you 10 times the power
of leotards and disco, so you would win this one.
Biebel on the other hand is too loveable to even discuss
fighting.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Kenny P's Twitter twats
KENNY
"The best advice I got my rookie year was to always live by the "Three P's." •Peyote •Pussy •Percocet"
....i feel that Stanglez follows these rules as well!
"The best advice I got my rookie year was to always live by the "Three P's." •Peyote •Pussy •Percocet"
....i feel that Stanglez follows these rules as well!
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Urban dictionary
36. CREEPIN' 9 up, 7 down love it hate it
get this on a mug or greeting card
This is the ancient art of the creep. You can creep on foot, in car, or from windows. CREEPIN' is the art of persuing women using your very limted vocabulary. That vocabulary is limited to: YERP, CHIRP, CHIZERP, YEO, WHATS YOUR FLAVOR?, and the much beloved: HOW YOU DOIN? This art of Creepin has been perfected in Kingston Rhode Island by the members of the URI Mens Ice Hockey Team. At all times of the day you can find some of the fella's creeping around campus, never alone and never discreet. The lads will usually be CREEPIN' when they should be in class, hence some of their GPA's are as low as .67. However in recent months the art of the creep has flown over to the internet, with the discovery that CREEPIN' can be done on facebook. Pokes, friend requests and wall posts of all kinds, CREEPIN' on facebook is the best thing since the invention of the automatic car window, for creepers at least. So the women of URI have, or will be, creeped on numerous occasions of their college career. GOTTA LOVE THE CREEP!
CREEPIN': You are a fine young lady on your way to a class on some odd Tuesday, dressed in your finest spandex with your UGG boots and stunna shades, when you are bombarded with such lude remarks as: "YERP, CHIRP, CHIZERP, YEO, WHATS YOUR FLAVOR?, and the much beloved: HOW YOU DOIN?"
creep creeper hockey player gongshow absolute mess
by URI HOCKEY Apr 28, 2007 share this
get this on a mug or greeting card
This is the ancient art of the creep. You can creep on foot, in car, or from windows. CREEPIN' is the art of persuing women using your very limted vocabulary. That vocabulary is limited to: YERP, CHIRP, CHIZERP, YEO, WHATS YOUR FLAVOR?, and the much beloved: HOW YOU DOIN? This art of Creepin has been perfected in Kingston Rhode Island by the members of the URI Mens Ice Hockey Team. At all times of the day you can find some of the fella's creeping around campus, never alone and never discreet. The lads will usually be CREEPIN' when they should be in class, hence some of their GPA's are as low as .67. However in recent months the art of the creep has flown over to the internet, with the discovery that CREEPIN' can be done on facebook. Pokes, friend requests and wall posts of all kinds, CREEPIN' on facebook is the best thing since the invention of the automatic car window, for creepers at least. So the women of URI have, or will be, creeped on numerous occasions of their college career. GOTTA LOVE THE CREEP!
CREEPIN': You are a fine young lady on your way to a class on some odd Tuesday, dressed in your finest spandex with your UGG boots and stunna shades, when you are bombarded with such lude remarks as: "YERP, CHIRP, CHIZERP, YEO, WHATS YOUR FLAVOR?, and the much beloved: HOW YOU DOIN?"
creep creeper hockey player gongshow absolute mess
by URI HOCKEY Apr 28, 2007 share this
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Metallagher
Metallagher... the way Metallica is supposed to be.
Metallica songs played with front man Gallagher.
Imagine being pummelled in the face with chunks of watermelon while Master of Puppets is filling your ears.
See what its like to listen to The Four Horsemen while Gallagher roller skates around the stage.
Mosh to Blackened while Gallagher chases you in a motorized desk.
Metallica songs played with front man Gallagher.
Imagine being pummelled in the face with chunks of watermelon while Master of Puppets is filling your ears.
See what its like to listen to The Four Horsemen while Gallagher roller skates around the stage.
Mosh to Blackened while Gallagher chases you in a motorized desk.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Bibby chat
a collection of bibby-isms via text message. 10/16/09
"do cocked fuck shir dry heaves."
"stublez"
"jetet style son"
"id slay that amaOn"
"tits megee"
"fuck shit sliutz"
"slinky mania"
"she's not even here that ho slut bitch fuck. wasted"
"fack. black jack taco"
"do cocked fuck shir dry heaves."
"stublez"
"jetet style son"
"id slay that amaOn"
"tits megee"
"fuck shit sliutz"
"slinky mania"
"she's not even here that ho slut bitch fuck. wasted"
"fack. black jack taco"
Friday, October 16, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
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