Koston & Biebel According to Mote

That's way too tough to respond to in a text.  I guess we
could start with Koston:



Outside of his skateboarding, I know two things about
Koston, he's got a temper and he's half thai.  The
"half-thai" thing explains why is is so coordinated with
his feet; as many thai people  have been known to kick
with their feet during a fight. Its well documented.
This explains why he is a phenomenal skateboarder,
since it also involves using your feet.  However, the
movie Kickboxer taught us a valuable lesson.  Basically,
the most badass Thai guy in the world (Tong Po) is no
match for a pansy, leotard wearing, disco-dancing full-
blooded American.  I'm pretty sure a pack of Newports
and a little Beefeater would give you 10 times the power
of leotards and disco, so you would win this one.

Biebel on the other hand is too loveable to even discuss
fighting.