Asshole, Dickbag, Pickle Smootcher, etc.

I can't believe I'm even wasting my time on this but it's too ridiculous to let slide:

fuck yeah! LOL

A picture says a thousand words!This picture had me on the ground. (stevie hits the knicks vs lakers game) WTF is he gonna see?

Dudes named Guido have the good taste!

PHOTOGRAPHER GUIDO ARGENTINI


More of his photos like this here!

DAVEY!

F'n Gnarly!

Its always fresh

Bibby is in luck!

shitmydadsays

"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."


tweeted earlier today

Classic

Skate house

this house in the Dominican is rediculous!!!
check the link for other pics.


LINK

Koston & Biebel According to Mote

That's way too tough to respond to in a text.  I guess we
could start with Koston:



Outside of his skateboarding, I know two things about
Koston, he's got a temper and he's half thai.  The
"half-thai" thing explains why is is so coordinated with
his feet; as many thai people  have been known to kick
with their feet during a fight. Its well documented.
This explains why he is a phenomenal skateboarder,
since it also involves using your feet.  However, the
movie Kickboxer taught us a valuable lesson.  Basically,
the most badass Thai guy in the world (Tong Po) is no
match for a pansy, leotard wearing, disco-dancing full-
blooded American.  I'm pretty sure a pack of Newports
and a little Beefeater would give you 10 times the power
of leotards and disco, so you would win this one.

Biebel on the other hand is too loveable to even discuss
fighting.

PSA - stove play

Kenny P's Twitter twats

KENNY
"The best advice I got my rookie year was to always live by the "Three P's." •Peyote •Pussy •Percocet"

....i feel that Stanglez follows these rules as well!

adjus your eyes to this

respect

Just cuz

Urban dictionary

36. CREEPIN' 9 up, 7 down love it hate it

get this on a mug or greeting card
This is the ancient art of the creep. You can creep on foot, in car, or from windows. CREEPIN' is the art of persuing women using your very limted vocabulary. That vocabulary is limited to: YERP, CHIRP, CHIZERP, YEO, WHATS YOUR FLAVOR?, and the much beloved: HOW YOU DOIN? This art of Creepin has been perfected in Kingston Rhode Island by the members of the URI Mens Ice Hockey Team. At all times of the day you can find some of the fella's creeping around campus, never alone and never discreet. The lads will usually be CREEPIN' when they should be in class, hence some of their GPA's are as low as .67. However in recent months the art of the creep has flown over to the internet, with the discovery that CREEPIN' can be done on facebook. Pokes, friend requests and wall posts of all kinds, CREEPIN' on facebook is the best thing since the invention of the automatic car window, for creepers at least. So the women of URI have, or will be, creeped on numerous occasions of their college career. GOTTA LOVE THE CREEP!
CREEPIN': You are a fine young lady on your way to a class on some odd Tuesday, dressed in your finest spandex with your UGG boots and stunna shades, when you are bombarded with such lude remarks as: "YERP, CHIRP, CHIZERP, YEO, WHATS YOUR FLAVOR?, and the much beloved: HOW YOU DOIN?"
creep creeper hockey player gongshow absolute mess
by URI HOCKEY Apr 28, 2007 share this