Friday, October 10, 2008

Top 5 Reasons Working From Home Is The Shit

  1. Heavy metal on blast all day.
  2. Clean, fresh smelling bathroom right behind me. Don't have to worry about catching Hep-C from scumbags.
  3. Nobody fucking breathing down my neck all day. Especially fat, smelly, extremely bitchy cunts.
  4. Lunch = Maker's on the rocks.
  5. Mental breaks = porn.

2 comments:

McGraw said...

Welcome to the hard times of a home office. also hep c is only blood to blood transmition. Hep A would be more appropriate for your blogin.

Bibby said...

Thanks for the correction. Come join me for a cocktail.